Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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