please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
