i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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