i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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