Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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