Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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