I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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