So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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