Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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