Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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