Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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