Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
how drunk are you?
Several
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