Will you blow on my dice?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
