some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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