And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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