So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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