have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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