I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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