you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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