what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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