2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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