I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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