well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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