what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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