perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize