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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I told you I was good to drive

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  dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential

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• (949): View more from California

  We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

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• (914): View more from New York

  My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.

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