Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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