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  i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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• (914): View more from New York

  She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.

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  Honestly, what else do I have going for me?

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  You make a valid point.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.

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  We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by

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• (760): View more from California

  Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.

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  Party city is having a sale on maracas

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

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  You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  11/10 would buy him a McLobster

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.

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• (415): View more from California

  Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.

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