The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Four minutes until I can fart!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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