Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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