I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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