It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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