Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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