Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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