She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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