are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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