I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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