i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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