i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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