About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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