thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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