At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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