told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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