Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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