Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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