Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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