i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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