at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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