Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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