I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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