Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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