after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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