Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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