Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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