my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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