I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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