If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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