In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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