Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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