If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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