She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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