I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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